#D4rk_S0rc3ry
import random
ans1 = "The only way you'll ever get that answer from me is to pry it from my cold, dead hands."
ans2 = "Thou shalt be exalted with the gnarliest of fist bunps."
ans3 = "Thou'rt mad to say it."
ans4 = "How dare you ask me that!"
ans5 = "That information is classified."
ans6 = "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
ans7 = "HAHA sucks to be you."
ans8 = "I find your visage highly displeasing."
ans9 = "Only you can save mankind."
ans10 = "The price of my fortunes...is the blood of a freshly exsanguinated gopher."
ans11 = "= _ ="
ans12 = "Fear of the unknown is what imprisons us."
ans13 = "Don't look behind you."
ans14 = "Don't blink."
ans15 = "STOP THIS NONSENSE"
ans16 = "You offend me deeply."
ans17 = "I find our conversations tedious."
ans18 = "Whatever."
ans19 = "Dumbass."
ans20 = "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but with a whimper."
print("hi, welcome to the useless magic 8 ball! Please hold.")
print("\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...\n...")
print("(we will not provide you with any legitimate means to discern future outcomes.)\n how may we be of service today?")
question = input("input query. Press ENTER to shake. if you dare. can you handle the COLD, HARD, TRUTH???\n")
print("shaking..../n" *5 ,"loading...\n" *4 , "consulting psychiatrists for professional responses" , "\n BINGO! you got lucky! your life is about to change.")
choice=random.randint(1, 20)
if choice == 1:
answer=ans1
elif choice == 2:
answer=ans2
elif choice == 3:
answer=ans3
elif choice == 4:
answer=ans4
elif choice == 5:
answer=ans5
elif choice == 6:
answer=ans6
elif choice == 7:
answer=ans7
elif choice == 8:
answer=ans8
elif choice == 9:
answer=ans9
elif choice == 10:
answer=ans10
elif choice == 11:
answer=ans11
elif choice == 12:
answer=ans12
elif choice == 13:
answer=ans13
elif choice == 14:
answer=ans14
elif choice == 15:
answer=ans15
elif choice == 16:
answer=ans16
elif choice == 17:
answer=ans17
elif choice == 18:
answer=ans18
elif choice == 19:
answer=ans19
else:
answer=ans20
while question != "quit":
print(answer)
print("ask again, or type *quit*")
question = input()