I would tell people not to ask me why I made this, that I just did it. The fact is I made it because I could. 
I thought about how the classic Unforgettable Luncheon (Steamed Hams) skit from The Simpsons could be interpreted in JavaScript. I purposefully used a wide range of syntax (it was a great educational refresher) and most importantly, the code actually works.
So I hope you like it. If I did It over again I would add timeouts to make the pace like real dialogue. I may try the Cursed Frogurt skit next. 
Check out the code here. You can run it in Node or in browser. 
