Spurious claims about composers (slightly NSFW but still just text)

Hey everyone,
For this project, I decided to create something that made up spurious claims about famous composers. I wanted to have as much of the sentence as possible randomised each time, so that’s why you see it as it is. As with some other projects, I probably spent more time coming up with the text as doing the actual coding.

When I’d finished I did think “Well, that was easy…” but looking through some other coders’ work here, I think I may have made it a little too easy on myself! Some people have done some amazing things. Then again, mine does make a random sentence each time that always makes sense, so I’m not too unhappy.