This is a dictionary transcribed from a flow chart here.
Example:
> bard_play_to_see["Laugh"]["Do you find murder, dismemberment, cannibalism..."]["Disturbing?"]["Cross dressing: Yea or Nay?"]["Yea!"]["Twins?"]["Twins are awesome!"]["title"]
=> 'Twelfth Night'
And, no, I chose all these at random so don’t be getting ideas about me!