Does Codecademy offer C? I’ve seen the polls and seen the variations, but not C itself.
No, Codecademy does not offer C.
Well that sucks, are there any good alternatives to learn it?
As @goudyu said, sadly Codecademy does not offer C. Codecademy does however have an introduction to C++ course.
C++ is very close to C in its behavior and syntax, and in fact can almost be called a super set of C. Though there are differences between the two languages, the C++ course can be a good way to introduce yourself to the C language.
There are also many good books you can find that have been written on the subject of both languages.